Saturday, April 5, 2008

Mmmmm Fake Money

So yesterday I had the opportunity to examine up close and personal a Black American Express Card. Sadly it didn’t have my name on it, but how sweet would that have been. I would have been like, Vegas, Here I come baby!

I do have to say that it was strange though. It was heavy and thick, like it had the ability to transform and kick my ass had I attempted to use it for my own gain rather than its real owner. Is this why the American economy sucks? Because we’re too busy producing heavier than normal credit cards? Thanks a lot Amex…because you had to add that .005% more plastic into that card to make it special we’re now experiencing the pinch of record oil prices. Dicks!

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