Saturday, January 26, 2008

Long Time

Censored censored censored…
I know that I said I’d re-post my censored posts when the time was right, but I just don’t care anymore. Actually I’m just too lazy to do it right now…
So the facts are that Wife and I really are moving to southern Utah and now that Wife has told her boss I can finally stop censoring my posts. The best part of it all is now I have a window in my office…can you freakin believe it…a FUCKING window. Trust me, it don’t get any better than that bitches.
Look at this and let the jealousy ooze…I took this out my window on my first day…I couldn’t believe it myself so I had to prove it to the rest of you schmucks. So compare your life to mine and kill yourselves.

Oh and did I mention that I get paid to partake of out doors activities as well. For example my new boss insisted on my taking a few hours out on my 3rd day to go hiking with the company…

That’s right bitches…I get paid to hike in this

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Ever Wonder?

What those other crazy humans that share your name are up to from time to time. Well imagine my surprise when my wife brought this little tid bit to my attention:
Chainsaw Massacre

Saturday, January 19, 2008

The BIG one…

So as most of you have probably notice, a number of my past posts have been censored by the powers that be.

No this is not some government conspiracy…just me being a little overzealous on a few topics that have been deemed sensitive and on a need to know basis by the wife. Don’t worry, as soon as the CIA lifts it’s ban on my big mouth I’ll repost the non-censored editions and life can move forward…

But until then…

Thursday, January 17, 2008


So I’ve been censored…I can’t really go into it now, but in a few days I hope to be able to repost a previous post that I’ve been asked to remove for divulging a little too much information just yet.
Damn The Man!

Monday, January 14, 2008


So the other night Wife and I got together with Gfunk and his girlfriend Kgirl when what happens to cross the speakers but the following…

Oh the memories came flooding back and I looked at Wife to make a snarky comment when I realized I was already receiving the “shut the hell up or I will disembowel you right here” look.Maybe one day Wife will come to terms with her adolescent fascination with black fingernail polish and latex…But hopefully not too soon…

South Bound and Down

So the clouds have parted and the moods have lightened.


It’s time for a new job…that’s right…I said NEW job! I could go on and on about how excited both Wife and I are about this job and how pleased we are that we’re going to be leaving my current position of black holed nothingness—-CENSORED—-drunken snow plow driver or trudging through feet of snow.

So for those of you out there that are still stuck in the snow…here’s a little something to cheer you up

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Ah Hell

So it’s been a month since my last post and I know that I said I would do better at getting back to it more often, but life just won’t let me. Actually to be more exact, work won’t let me…I have been absolutely swamped at work and it is beginning to get old real quick.

On another front the prospect of getting out of Dodge and heading back to —CENSORED—gotta love a good heavy storm of heat.